Church Ke Peeche Chai Pe Charcha

Church ke peeche chai pe charcha

(Chai-biscoot pe elecsun ki ek katha)

The tiny space in front of the chai ka dukaan behind the church was chock-full. There were about 13 people standing there, in small groups, enjoying chai-biscoot and discussing the recent elections.

As I waited for my glass of kadak chai and khaara biscoot I overheard a lungi-kurta pehna hua bandha recounting this story to his pant-shirt clad comrade and veshti-sattai attired snehithan:

“I voted my phevrit candidet. First he was small contractor who built my house for less rate in less time. After some time of very less years he became big contractor due to helping nature. After words, luck visited him suddenly by wrong address. He stood in local munshi paltry elecsun due to push of relatives and pull of old phrends. He became munshi because of due to there was fight between the top two candidet and he was became third chaice. After that, again luck came suddenly by wrong number. He was allotted land site by jumping waiting list and getting lucky number. He told everybody, including Ali and Sundari, that even he did not at least expect it. How luckily lucky! Then one rich biznessman person gifted him latest model 4-wheeler car last year due to good work and kindliness. See, so many things happened to him due to simply better luck. His lottery hit him! Lucky drip!

After some time, due to brain wave, he built one temple. After great difficulty and many searchings, one pujari came there and he looked after him. He became caretaker of temple and also of pujari by default at the one and same time.

Due to no time, he left his earlier workership of contract work and retired. So he became retired contractor because of no time to contract.

After lookaftering the temple and also the pujari, he was peacefully timepassing his time by eating and sleeping and again eating and sleeping. Then one day some peoples came to pray to temple. After praying and taking the God darshan, they knocked his door also and made him special request to stand in club elecsun in their FLIM (Film Lovers In Motion) Club so that he may become win. He accepted to agree but due to big mishtick, he applied his name for general elecsun instead of club elecsun. Suddenly he saw his mishtick, but no time for correctation. Club elecsun was already finish and general elecsun was ready to happen. Finally, his friends put force with pressure to stand in general elecsun and not leave. And also they paymented the deposit for him.

See how the luck is behind him. In the elecsun, some missed understanding happened by other two candidet and they gave all votes to him to avoid the other candidet. He became the win. He is now thinking to decide which paltry he will join to carry on the gourment.

But I am happy because my candidet is win.”

I retreated to a far corner to have my tea biscoot in peace.

Tchah, pah and bah!

©Shiva Kumar 2014