- 17th Stepladder
Following the alleged stupendous success of his "Ra-One", SrK is said to be secretly working night and day to complete Ra-One, Part Two: The Sequel. He is as yet undecided about the story line and is said to be swinging between two extreme stories. He has a wonderful story about a man who likes to peel off skins with tattoos on them and exhibit them in his underground bunker. If SrK goes with this story, he will most likely call the film “Ra-Two and The Tattoo”. But he has another, equally juicy tale to tell. This one deals with a two-timing thief whose passion is stealing things that show the time. The title, if this story is used, will, in all probability be “Ra-Do; Do Ghadi ki Kahani”. The story is still developing. So what is it going to be – the tattoo or the ghadi? Watch this space but take care of your watch and your skin.
SrK is also rumoured to be frightfully busy in the making of a daring sequel to the sequel, a “triquel” as it were - the third in the Ra series. This will be a hitherto untold story of the dark side of life and will feature all sorts of bumpy and horribly scary things that move at night and are invisible during the day. The story is intended to scare the tickets off the box office. This film will be shot entirely in the dark, using black-and-white film and will be called "Ra-Three". But SrK is still in the dark about who the heroine will be and cautioned the members of the press about speculating on this. “She will not be one of our leading lights, she will be a dark horse”, he hinted. He has promised to call a press conference as soon as he is enlightened. Watch this space also. Keep a torch handy.
While on this subject, it would be pertinent to mention that the superior star is currently working on at least thirteen electrifying stories such as the one about the lizard with two tails or the other one about … but it would be impertinent to let the cat out of the bag. So, for the time being, the stories shall remain untold. Watch this space too but please keep a watch on the watch on your skinny hand and the other hand on the torch.
