Bolt from the Blue
Superman has renounced US citizenship.
India has immediately offered to make him an Indian citizen;
Tamil Nadu welcomes him to make Chennai his home provided, of course, he agrees to be called Supermaniyen, and will give him a free TV set and a mixer-grinder;
Karnataka wants him to live in Bangalore and will allot allot him a 50x80 site in Dollars Colony;
Jharkhand will honour him with the title of “Mahapurush”, a cash purse of Rs. 5001 and a buffalo;
Infosys will invite him to take over as the new Chairman of the company provided he is under the retirement age of 60 and can produce his birth certificate;
Superman is terribly confused and is thinking of re-claiming US citizenship!
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